They got on the topic of hybrid cars — which I drive — and how awful they think those are. I thought they'd make fun of me, so I stayed quiet about mine. After their convo, I got up to say bye, and then two of the guys offered to walk me to my car. I didn't want them to see it, and I told them no, but it was late so they insisted. There was a Corvette parked next to my car, so I acted like it was mine. The boys were impressed! I dug through my purse as if I were searching for my keys, wishing they'd leave, but they didn't.
1. Shame Game
Crushes have a funny way of making you act in all sorts of epic, intense, strange, hilarious, amazing ways. Here, 11 girls reveal the craziest things they've done when crushing hard, from sending themselves Valentine's Day gifts to lying about a kiss to choosing a college based on a crush on a tour guide. Because we were friends and had class together, he knew my handwriting, so I paid this junior girl on my bus five dollars to write out the card from a 'secret admirer. Our friend told him what I was doing, so he definitely knew. But nonetheless, I woke up early every Tuesday morning to eat bagels and talk about god, and act like I was "curious" about "philosophy of religion," when it was actually just an extra hour I got to spend trying to make eye contact with him. I used to take out the trash when it was only somewhat full if I thought he might be in the hallway coming back from class. If I had mistimed it, I'd make a separate trip for the recycling. I thought I was getting away with it, but at the end of the year my roommate told me, 'I can always tell when things are going well with John because you never let the trash pile up.
2. Tanning bed
So here are 23 questions girls want to ask guys but are too embarrassed to ask. What happens if you get an erection while sleeping on your stomach, will you wake up bruised? Thanks for your concern. How does it feel to walk with dangly bits between your legs? Do they hit your thighs from side to side? Most of the time they are in a comfortable, contained position in our underwear and not just Swinging Low Sweet Chariot. However, we have no control over where they are. So keeping them simple is less awkward for both of us. Sometimes and only sometimes in desperation , we have to sit pretty.
With a few rare exceptions, guys are not especially refined creatures. Almost everything that we do is in some way gross, immature, or emotionally handicapped, all of which is generally quite hilarious to me. There are certain things that guys do that make my skin crawl, however. Catcalling is stupid. Catcalling is offensive. Catcalling creates an unfriendly environment for women. Catcalling is very unsettling and aggressive. Why do you feel the need to loudly and publicly express your interest in every woman who walks by? Why would someone reciprocate the interest that you obviously show to everyone who walks by? Has any man in the history of time ever had a single consensual sexual encounter as a result of catcalling?