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Jair Bolsonaro is seen by many as Brazil's equal to Donald Trump. Vocally opposed to same-sex marriage, the Brazilian president removed LGBTQ rights from the purview of the country's new human rights minister, has referred to immigrants as "scum of the earth," and is anti-choice and pro-gun. It is within this context that we must address the events of yesterday afternoon, when Bolsonaro tweeted , "What is a golden shower? Alas, as with everything the far-right touches, it is much darker than that. That tweet followed another now deleted tweet: a video of a man having a five-knuckle shuffle John Cena-style before being pissed on at Rio de Janeiro's Carnival. The video was captioned: "I don't feel comfortable showing it, but we have to expose the truth so the population can be aware and always set their priorities. This is what many street carnival groups have become in Brazil. Not much is known about the circumstances of the video, but two things are clear: that Bolsonaro is seeking to use sex—particularly "deviant" sexual acts—to bolster his own brand of hate; and that piss play has now become a weapon of resistance. It is important, however, that we know how to wield it.
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If you had the appropriate appendage, of course. I understand it is difficult but not impossible to urinate with an erection, so it could work, right? Am I missing any details? Oh God, now I'll probably get links to Bathtub Girl-like horrors. To be honest, I've never actually tried. But I reckon I could do it if I drank plenty of water beforehand and was offered the right incentive.
You look at that girl across the room. As long as you can keep yourself from showing too much of your shitty personality and not let on that you cry yourself to sleep, the odds of hooking up with her are favorable. You ask your buddy what he thinks of her. You make your move. It comes as no surprise that most women are not bombshells. Most women and men are average looking, have average levels of intelligence, and have average ambitions. For a girlfriend, my high standards in all those fields are nonnegotiable. But a chick to just hook up with no emotional investment or attachment, those standards can be adjusted.